December 2011
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I am a patient boy
I wait I wait I wait I wait
My time is water down a drain
Everybody’s moving
Everybody’s moving
Everything is moving,
Moving, moving, moving
Please don’t leave me to remain
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Halloween costumes for 2012:
Colbert’s ballet bulge.
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Gmail 2-Step Verification
Finally.
I kept putting it off for the hassle, particularly because of dealing with phone mail access, but it was a breeze, and the device specific password is divine inspiration. Unlike so many of the recent Google actions, in which they seem to be throwing garbage products out and hoping they’ll stick, or else deprecating features everyone loves to conform to some boring-ass universal...
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November 2011
Dashboard Inbox Party
Talk about first world problems. My GPOY/Seinfeld/pizza post from last week has close to 400 notes. This is like 10 times more than anything else I’ve ever posted.
First, I wish I knew who I stole that image from in the first place; now I feel guilty because I certainly didn’t spend the time to do the capture, but not guilty enough to do a reverse image lookup.
Second, I have no...
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Ever wonder what I was up to before firefighting?
theneilshow2:
http://neilkloppenborg.carbonmade.com/
I just updated it.
I have decided that I don’t like it when handsome, funny firefighters are also talented artists. It’s just not right. Not right at all.
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Golden ratios can go fist themselves.
– Mary HK Choi, in a mind-melting tag team review of ‘Breaking Dawn’ with Natasha Vargas Cooper. You know that animated ovaries gif? Yeah, well this review is like if that tiny explosion was replaced with twin Death Blossoms.
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Buddy Roemer Doesn't Like Calling Decent Men... →
I found this interview with Buddy Roemer, a third-tier GOP candidate I’d never heard of before, to be so refreshing. I can’t speak to him beyond these words, but I found myself nodding along throughout. It may need to be explained: this never happens to me when I’m listening to a Republican. But these are weird times.
His basic theme is that the system is corrupt, and on that...
There Is a Rage Flowing Through Me
It fills me up. It courses through my veins. If I’m quiet, I can actually hear it. It pumps and pumps without end without pause without consciousness. Without it, I think I would die.
Oh wait.
It’s just blood. Like, normal blood.
Nevermind.
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ctcircusfreak:
The District
This is a great mix!
You like genres? You got all the genres! Ya got yer punk rock, yer pop-punk, yer post-punk. Ya got yer hip hop, yer afrofunk, yer go-go. Ya even got yer melodic hardcore.
Songs by DC peoples, songs about DC, and at least one sneaky song inspired by a early DC punk scene icon and first played in the District by a northwest band who summered in...
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When I die, I hope nobody says, “He was the type of guy who would drink tetra pack Shiraz in his underwear while eating microwave soup and watching Fast Five on his laptop in a grungy Florida hotel.”
Because I would never do that.
Er, um, yeah.
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