If I had married Leslie Mann instead of my wife, and I wanted to do the right thing by her and take her name, I’d be Michael Mann. If I wanted to be more egalitarian about the whole thing and hyphenate, I’d be Michael Batz-Mann. Cool, I know, but if I had of married Courtney Cox, I’d probably stick with my own last name. I’m kind of bummed I broke up with my first...
I ordered some curry from this place called Merlion Singapore Restaurant and the name Merlion made me think of merkins and then I thought of a lion wearing a merkin and that made me think of a cartoon lion like Simba with a second, smaller mane around his cock’n’balls and that made me laugh out loud because OMG big cartoon predator cat with like groomed puffy pubic hair OMG but then I...
drawnblog: Things and The Things They’re Made Of. (by teamasparag.us) Eric Rothman and Phil Sierzega made this short in a marathon 48 hours as a way of thwarting the procrastination demons.
Things I Say That Nobody Else Says, 1-3
Upon burning my finger on the stove: “Damn, I almost Johnny Tremain’ed myself!” Referring to my girth: “This isn’t my belly, it’s my cock-awning.” Made up German curse word: “Scheissenficker!”