I don’t know about the product, but this is the slickest, hipsteriest kickstarter video I’ve ever seen. Freaker USA—Making You & Your Beverage Cooler!
GQ: Just Desert →
Why am I watching Ice Loves Coco? Rephrase: why aren’t you watching Ice Loves Coco?
Upcoming Urban Outfitters Books
meganamram: Hot Sad Girls With Gout 100 Recipes For Tea You Can Put Your Dick In Where’s Waldo?: Coachella Edition Indians Dressed Up As The Other Type Of Indians Ronald Reagan Looking At Cameltoes How To Quit Quitting Smoking Girls With Bangs With Rosacea 4 Hipstamatic Pictures of Dead Stepmoms Beardception: A Beard Within A Beard Bomb-Ass Toddlers This Is Not My Dentist Mein Kampf...
The other night, as I clambered over batshit-encrusted pink fiberglass insulation to find a leak in the attic, a word came to me like a whisper. It was about 10 at night and my wife had called me upstairs because the ceiling was dripping in my office. A big swath, maybe five foot by three foot, yellow and damp creeped across the ceiling. The paint was bubbling, and peeling. Yellow water dripped...
inthefade: 2yellows: Anthrax - Black Lodge ...
openareas asked: Yes. It seals the edges and divides it into neat little triangles. I'm just thinking of all the awesome quesadilla type things I can make with it. QUESADILLA SMORES.
I finally caved →
piratekitten: I’ve been trying to be a responsible adult and pay off all of my bills on time (when possible). Unfortunately, my medical treatments and procedures aren’t cheap, and stacked on top of regular life bills, I’m starting to freak out. I owe 20% of my procedure tomorrow and the amount makes me want to vomit. I hate asking anyone for help, but if you or someone you know has a spare $5...
Gee, guess who deleted a couple of his earlier posts from today? Coward.
Pretty sure I’ve started a race/class/gender war.
A Fan Letter... →
retrogasm: Let me start by saying I have a great job as well, and I am happy for you and your great job… so happy. Oprah has flaunted her pseudo intellect, metaphysical crap, power trip, and money to an audience of millions for years. Nice to see she is quitting so that her cult can return to their normal lives. And that includes the welfare class that abuse the system of all races. I...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-5-22) →
Mi Ami (24) The Weeknd (22) Hauschka (20) Fleet Foxes (15) Okkervil River (11) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
The Possibilian →
tetw: by Burkhard Bilger When David Eagleman was eight years old, he fell off a roof and kept on falling. Or so it seemed at the time. I read this a week or two ago. It’s a wonderful article about a fascinating realm of understanding and a pretty badass scientist. Highly recommended.
It struck me that this past week there were so many people standing around...– in the fade Yes.
Megadeth - Tornado of Souls 5:23 for 5/23, even...
Safe and Sound
OK, the tornado sirens are silent. I’m back to masturbating to the Miss Twin Peaks contest. (It’s crazy that Heather Graham isn’t the hottest little piece in Lynchlandia, but Lara Flynn Boyle, oh my heavens.)
The good news is, this is where we keep most of the booze.
Tornado sighted nearby. Cowering in basement. Fantastic.
inthefade: Full disclosure and all. Yea, we love reality shows. Todd: Ax Men Deadliest Catch American Restoration Me: Chopped Vegas Jailhouse Storage Wars Honorable mentions: COPS, Parking Wars, Hoarders, Top Chef, Pawn Stars Honorable unmentions: American Pickers is the worst. Creepy guy is creepy. Fun fact: almost rented an apartment from this guy. When we moved to the Quad Cities,...
theneilshow-deactivated20110607 asked: Hey bud, did you survive The Christening?
Got a haircut yesterday. First time my hair is short enough to be off my forehead since, well, ever? And I’ve got shit in it. Fucking styling creme and sticky pomade jizz. I must be watching too much Top Chef Masters and Twin Peaks because my fivehead makes me look like Leland Palmer rocking a Curtis Stone. Jesus. What I’m saying is that I’m ready for the rapture. I look like I...
I have a brain and some hands and every once in a while it feels like they’re...– Frank Chimero (via swiss-miss, the setup)