Day Old French Press with a Fuckton of Brown Sugar...
It’s a special drink for Mondays where I was working in the cafe section of the 24 hour grocery story until 2:30 AM the night before. FEEL SORRY FOR ME, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
A Storm of Sores
Me: “Good morning.” Wife: “So, how’s your disease?” When you have some weird poison ivy like rash over 80% of your body and you are itchy like fuck all and covered in a mixture of calamine, caladryl, hydrocortisone cream, and anti-itch spray and you are bleeding in places from all the scratching and there are postules on your elbow that are oozing yellow liquid, is...
Four Mainland Students are Dead After a Car... →
Damn, my old high school. I know a few kids there. Goddamn, as a parent, this shit rips me to shreds.
Was going to make some coffee. Opted for a manhattan instead.
Alix Genter denied purchasing a wedding gown... →
via 2yellows, Ronnie Polaneczky of Philly.com writes an open letter to the victim: So how weird it must have been to get a call on Tuesday from Donna (she wouldn’t tell you her last name, and she wouldn’t tell me, either, when I spoke with her yesterday), and to have a conversation so different from the one you had with her on Saturday. Apparently, Donna was stunned to learn, after...
Louis CK on Conan Last Night
As a "Hooray self!" and as a way to get out of the...
whatswithtodaytoday: I went to see Crazy Stupid Love. I really liked it; worth going by myself :) Also… from out of fucking nowhere… Josh MotherF’ing Groban Saw this on Saturday on our once-in-a-blue-moon movie date night. It was better than expected, and I was indeed like, um, is that who I think it is?
NYT: Ridley Scott Will Take Another Run at 'Blade... →
A news release from Alcon said of the new “Blade Runner” project, “The filmmakers have not yet revealed whether the theatrical project will be a prequel or sequel to the renowned original.” I just… it’s just….
Song Sung Blue Balls
Imagine Die Hard drawn out into a seven hour miniseries. Hans Gruber arrives in the first 10 minutes of the first episode, and then the next five episodes are comprised of detailed examinations of the building’s architecture and it’s many systems (electrical, HVAC, water, fire alarm, security), long descriptions of each and every meal, and deep explorations of the family lives each...
Also: Hobo with a Shotgun
Netflix: Mad Men →
Seasons 1-4, now streaming. Fuck yes.