2 local hookers were picked up pulling tricks 85 miles away. This seems like an unecessarily long commute.
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Japan’s gymnasts have totally collapsed in the men’s all around use of hair gel.
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Discovered sneaking through sorority despite invisibility cloak: apparently it doesn’t conceal farts, pit-stink, or coffee-breath.
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Glad no female US gymnasts yelled “That is how we roll!” To the camera after falling down & costing the team a medal.
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Can’t tell from coverage: did the US men’s gymnastics team win bronze? Or invent cancer-curing unitards?
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So when that dude called me a specksynder, he meant that I was a fat-cutter. Thanks, Herman Melville!
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From 0:31 to 0:41 of “Fuck Armageddon… This Is Hell” are among my favorite 10 seconds of rock. That tape changed my life.
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Me: “Neighbors, noone loves you like he loves you…” Kid in Bad Religion shirt: “?” Me: “Sorry. I’m old.” Kid: “Yeah.”
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