New $100 Bill

I don’t give a shit how good it is at stopping counterfitters, that is ONE FUCKING UGLY PIECE OF MONEY.

Yeah, fancy-ass bell in the inkwell, I see you. I also get why all the bells and whistles are necessary. But if we wanted to make fairy-ass European rainbow money, we should go all the way. Laser cats fucking John Edwards in the face. Etc. This mostly-green but with a splash of orange crud is basically like having a drunk unicorn barf on your wedding dress.

Look at this classic design:

Now look at that giant Helvetica 100. Look at it. Jesus.

Good thing it is highly likely that I WILL NEVER NEED ONE.

Source: neatorama.com

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